The Good, The Bad, And The Free
In a world about killing, who knew death could be so impactful.
Riding on a giant fox in a paper mache world typing words above the heads of my enemies is what I do on most Tuesdays.
What’s going on?!?!
The Grim Reaper is out to get your…letters.
It’s time to explore this strange new world.
Cars, babes, and enough metal to make a biker gang blush.
It’s time to kick ass and chew gum, and I am all out of doors to kick…wait what.
Sneaky beaky like
The five S’s of Antihero: sneak, stab, steal, spend, and sneak.
The least efficient form of space travel I have ever seen.
Now I can’t stop thinking about the term ‘spooky ball.’
Ranking of Video Game Franchises
Smoke bombing and chakram throwing, but with one less dimension.
There aren’t Assassins in London anymore?
Making grown men scared of the dark, but the dark isn’t so dark this time.
Show me your back tat.
Slicing and dicing, but with one less dimension.
Guillotine, or hidden blade?
My true motive for defeating the enemy: eliminating their music
Making grown men scared of the dark.
Back in the saddle again.
Yeehaw! Time to saddle up my…SUV.
Brothers until the end, only the end is coming up fast.
Things take a turn for the dark.
You don’t need God to rain down fire and brimstone in this game.
Bigger doesn’t always mean better.
Gotta dive to survive…again.
I’m slaving to save the slaves today and every day.
Gotta dive to survive.
Get your singing voice ready; it’s sea shanty time.
All Red Faction soldiers looking the same, Cultists that look like aliens from cheap 50s sci-fi films, and repairing a pillar with the monster still inside; just another day on Mars.
The ultimate anime betrayal, grass on Mars, and the worst pun name for ‘remastered’ I have ever heard; just another day back on Mars.
A kicked chicken, losing your mother, and a dude with a snake coming out of his mouth; then you actually start the game.
The downfall of a series.
An evil dictator, soldiers controlled by nanotechnology, and really bad haircuts; just another day in the commonwealth.
Brutal work conditions, revolutionaries, and an evil corporation; just another day on Mars.
Constantinople; more like, ConstantiNOPEle (am I funny yet?)
Part three of my ? part series ranking all console Assassin’s Creed games.
Now THAT’S how you improve a game.
Oh boy, this ranking is going to take a long time.
The number one spot is the only one worth playing.
It’s time to see who is the victor.
My Top Anticipated Games of the Month
Parisian nights, a European vacation of death, a city of loneliness, houses at war, and amassing riches through choices.
Dancing with death, a Kamurocho killer, the makings of a plumber, Oakmont drowning, and a castle full of demons.
Nobody expects the French Inquisition!
This edition is brought to you in part by gruesome death.
What a crazy month of releases part 2.
What a crazy month of releases.
The year ending doesn’t stop the constant releases of games.
Before we can look back, we gotta look ahead.
It’s a month full of sequels.
Cowboys and cars, Greece and BR. Welcome to October.
So a Mayan apocalypse, some half-spider hero, two kids stuck in a surreal world, some dude with a gun, and Creed walks into a bar…
Get out the party hats, it’s the one year anniversary of this list.
Kind of a dud month. Oh well, there’s always the next month.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Wait, no it’s just another monthly list.
As it turns out, my number one got delayed, so now my number two is number one.
What does March have in store? Find out right here.
I was going to write more, but I had to pay for another save slot.
A month so dud I brought the list down to three.
It’s time to wrap up the month with some more games.
Looking back, November was a pretty bad month for releases.
It’s the big month of the year. What have we got in store?
September is here, and with that a trail of great looking games.
The beginning of my monthly series looking at the releases of the upcoming month.
Now E3 is over.
My favorite games of E3 2019.
A great Direct for a great system.
Can you pet the dog?
Another underwhelming 2019 press conference.
Looking forward to a press conference for a different reason.
Digging a deeper hole.
Back with another great show.
Rolling out the red carpet for one new game.
Starting the E3 madness earlier than ever.
Making a joke about your older games being broken while presenting Fallout 76 is pretty much the state of Bethesda this E3.
It wasn’t me who brought up God of War so much this time.
Ah, The Game Awards. A place where game announcements are made..I meant awards are given out.
Read it, boy.
What a solid lineup of games this year at E3.
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Part three of my four part series. What the hell were you thinking Sony?
Part two of my four part series. Man was that a LOT of Smash Ultimate.
Part one of my four part series ranking the E3 2018 press conferences and the games within each press conference.
I wish this official video game award ceremony had more attention.
Huh? Oh wait, we gotta announce awards at this award show.
They had how many new games shown at the award show?
Welcome to part one of three about the Video Game Press Conf… I meant Awards.
If you can, you should try shooting a gun.
Unfortunately, I cannot confirm the future of this expo.
This expo is so small that searching “Gamestop Expo” on google will have my original Giant Bomb blog show up on the first page.
The final part looking at the combination of exciting game announcements and game trailers.
Part two of three looking at the combination of exciting game announcements and game trailers.
Part one of three looking at the combination of exciting game announcements and game trailers.
You laugh now, but wait until the Ikea furniture rises up.
Flanking has a whole new meaning.
It’s time to change things up a bit.
The prettiest apocalypse aro...wait, I already used that one.
The prettiest apocalypse around.
Watching numbers pop off of a door is the pinnacle of loot shooters.
Bring out the mechs.
The difference between this game and a nightmare is that a nightmare isn’t real.
Titanfall is back…sort of.
What have I done?
Thirty minutes really isn’t enough time.
But I don’t want to go inside the bathroom.
I enjoy a good movie too. What about you?
It’s that time of the year again. Time to look back at 2018 and see what were the greats.
I question this game’s existence.
Here is to another 25 years of kicking ass.
One man’s trash is another man’s weapon.
Just a few little moments that show how great video games can be.
This time, it’s the gang going offshore.
Now I can get mad at friends for stupid decisions in another game!
I think this game looks pretty good.
It’s time to cut limbs, corporate style.
In Call of Duty years, I’d be dead.
Yep, it’s Call of Duty battle royale. But this time it’s a good thing.
Press F to pay respects.
Hope you like the letter C.
Revive simulator 2K18.
We wanted it, and they gave it to us.
Should I get 100 candles? Because that sounds like a health risk.
Black Ops 4 is the Black Ops 3 to Black Ops 2 that is the successor to Black Ops.
Honestly, the best experience I had with Call of Duty zombies in a while.
All it took was some blocks and sticks.
I launched a website! You can find it….right here.
Sometimes, it’s good to feel something.
Don’t miss out on the quintillion dollar burial.
I wonder if this game has trucks?
What is a video game release these days?
Still the biggest disaster of 2018.
The final nail in the coffin.
I respect some of the mechanics in place, but man is this game hard to play.
I guess the game couldn’t even be decent in the end.
No, this is not a battle royale.
Cardboard manufacturers must be having a field day.
Queue Tron music.
AND FORTNITE SHOOTS THIS GAME RIGHT IN THE GUT!
Is there a quick time event to leave?
I’m not okie dokie after Doki Doki
The best games I played in 2017.
It’s time to get wasted! Wait, this involves putting my life at risk in a bunker?
Who could’ve guessed RPG elements and golf mix well?
Glory to Arstotzka
The film is out and can be watched on youtube!
A lot of power and no reason to use it.
Slimes, ranching, and happiness. What else do you need?
Planes, trains, and automo… nope, just trains.
The game is so bad I have to use an image from another CI Games WW2 shooter.
This could’ve been the step in the right direction for VR.
I guess there is no bubblegum wherever he goes.
My one year writing anniversary!
At least it looks a lot like the first reboot game.
The two FPS giants are heading to Switch!
Get out the party streamers, it’s time to celebrate.
Sometimes, all I want is a good trailer.
The impact this series has had on me cannot be understated. This is the first game that showed me video games can be more than just mindless entertainment.
In its heyday, PUBG was grabbing the world by storm, and one of the many milestones made is talked about here.
Can you believe that at one point, the IOC thought of bringing e-sports into the Olympics?! How sill…wait, they are still considering?
You know a game is big when you can justify the purchase of a physical guide book in 2017.
The start of a blogging journey with the now-extinct production studio.
I still haven’t seen the film, but I still have a plan to see it.
Discovering something new in a game, big or small, is always an exciting thing.
Even though he was a filmmaker, Romero had a big impact on the video game industry. So, we say goodbye to the legend.
Did you know that a video game had the chance to win an Oscar? Well, sort of. Read more about it here.
Read about my experience at London’s GAME store if you want.
Is it just me, or does the best video game music come out of indie games?
My interpretation of The Beginner’s Guide.
The aspect of discovery in a game is overlooked, which is why I want to explore it more in this entry.
Ya like zombies? Then check on the games in the last blog.
Ya like zombies?
Wait, is there ANOTHER documentary-style series about video games on youtube?
If you haven’t seen them by now, then what are you doing here? Go and watch them.
No really, let’s not open this can of worms.
Let’s not open this can of worms again.
Pssst. Wanna see some good trailers?
Woohoo! Rooftop party at my apartment!
Oh, you know. Some questions about that super popular device.
You wanna know a good game to play? Well here’s one, and I’ll tell you why.
Guess what? Video game movies suck.
Talking about my time with the For Honor beta just before release.
Talking about my now crushed hopes and dreams for a now cancelled Apocalypse Now game.
Talking about emotes in games. This was my first blog, and man did I suck back then. Then again, I do suck now.